erectopus 

a dinosaur possessing the ability to elongate its phallus to behemothic dimensions

yo dude, that erectopus has a huuuuuuge dong
yo dude, i'm hung like an erectopus

erectopus by erectopus December 16, 2009

homo erectus 

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.

The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!

homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.

Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

status erecticus by Kennedy Harper July 8, 2011

bonus erectus 

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.

bonus erectus by DinoDave September 22, 2011

erectophiliac 

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners

Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac

erectophiliac by HelgAnus February 12, 2014

Mexicanus Erectus 

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.

"Sick graffiti, homes. That Mexicanus Erectus got pissed off."

Mexicanus Erectus by Juan del Frijol June 30, 2011

wangus erectus 

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.

male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.

wangus erectus by sarahmae September 29, 2007