n. A particularly adhesive eruption of love piss, often caused by viewing ghost porn on an overly full stomach.
Woah, man... Gus just spooged a whole gallon of erectoplasm on his keyboard... his carers are gonna be pissed !
by T3h Mandible April 09, 2009
A group of two or more males (all within 3 feet of eachother) in a room with erections.
Instead of saying "I just went down in the basement and our son and his friends had erections." You could say "I just went down in the basement and there was an erectoplasm." It just takes less time to say.
by theBSC January 23, 2011