sock erosion 

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.

i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.

sock erosion by toine toine December 12, 2012

Tax evasion 

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

Tax evasion by Destroyer of babies October 10, 2021

erasing 

a form of self mutilation. you basically just rub an eraser over your skin really fast and it burns really bad and eventually the skin can break. it scars worse and hurts a lot longer than cutting yourself will, which is why for some people it works better. it gets the job done when mom finds out about the cutting.

My mom found out about me cutting and took away my razors. It's all good, though, she can't keep me away from pencils so there's always erasing.

erasing by jeansandeyeliner April 12, 2011

chin erosion 

The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.

Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!

Nah I dont feel like going today man.

Why not?

I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!

chin erosion by Shibbda March 4, 2008

ban evasion 

The act of bypassing your ban from a site, which usually leads to you getting banned from that site again because the janitors are too dumb to realize that dynamic IPs are a thing.

XxFuckYourMomXx was banned for ban evasion.

ban evasion by /b/leach_my_eyes April 26, 2021

tax evasion 

1) Noun. The illegal nonpayment or avoidance of paying tax.

2) Exclamation. Considered by many to be the single most offensive word in the English language.

1) My brother just got jailed for tax evasion!

2) Guy 1: My parents are asleep, we can say bad words
Guy 2: tax evasion

tax evasion by SuperLuigi9624 June 10, 2017

Tax evasion 

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

Tax evasion by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022