Er Beti (also known as Betis or Real Betis Balonpié) is a team in La Liga Santander (or Spanish soccer league) which is fucking perfect. It is the best team in the world. It is like Lord Shaggy but in football. It just uses a 0.00000001% of its power, and teams like Barcelona and Real Madrid beat er Beti because they use a 0.00000004% of er Beti’s full power.
In English - x1 : Yo, did you see er beti’s game last night? They beat Barcelona 12-0! They didn’t even seem to be trying!
x2: They’re just the best.

In Spanish - x1 : Eh illo, viste el partido der Beti de anoche cabrón? Le metieron 12 a los independentistas (es humor) ! Un gol más y el Mesi se va del campo. No parecían ni intentar ganar.
x2 : Que te crees chaval. Son los mejores.
by James-boy/j January 11, 2021
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