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Instant messaging somebody the second they log in or are no longer idle.
Dude, every damn time I log onto IM this guy sends me a message...there is no delay...the epounce is instant!
by Wankel7 August 07, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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occurs when you are overloaded or bombarded with email or data.
Wow...I went away on vacation and when I returned to the office and opened my email, I was e-pounced!
by ashelby July 12, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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