Epidermis Party 

Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.

Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.

Epidermis Party by ThePope711 April 21, 2011

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic 

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.

coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic by pigLoverr April 29, 2009

Epidermal Saturation 

A serious disease that occurs due to over-exposure from double rainbows. Primary symptoms include reddening of the nostrils, inflammation of the nipples and in some cases numbness of the crotch. No cures have been developed but alternative treatments can be purchased, with prescription, from your local pharmacy. These treatments include daily orphan tears, and excessive sexual activity. Leprechauns have been found most commonly diagnosed with Epidermal Saturation.

Last week I was diagnosed with epidermal saturation and now my sex life is fucked because i cant feel shit.

Epidermal Saturation by bryce the bo$$ December 27, 2011

epidermis 

the outer layer of your skin

bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing

phill:where?!?!

epidermis by amado February 13, 2005

epididymis 

The network of sperm harboring tubes in your nut sack that feels like a bag o worms.

The uninformed often mistake their epididymis for testicular cancer.

epididymis by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002

boyfriend epidemic 

When all the pussy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.

Damn, there are so many hot chicks here. Too bad there is a fucking boyfriend epidemic.

boyfriend epidemic by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009

Getting EPIXed 

When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.

Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!

Getting EPIXed by This is EZ August 11, 2010