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The biggest fail known to the human race. A fail so big, that it makes Chuck Norris quiver in fear.
Science Nerd; I have made a new radioactive chemical!! *Town Blows up* Random Dude; EPIC FAIL. Chuck Norris; *Crys*
by Whut It Dew September 02, 2009
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A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.
-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.
by Puretruthbro December 06, 2008
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The most celestial pair of words in the universe.
Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.
by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009
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failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.
teacher: spell the word, cupcake

student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.

epic fail
by diiesel February 12, 2009
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A term us nerds came up with.Its popularized by G4TV.It means that something or someone is such a huge failure that its unfathomable.
Life is an epic fail because we all brag about something & are obsessed with being perfect but in the end when we all die we will have no recollection of the fun we had & the hard work we accomplished.
by dragon1x February 18, 2010
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The highest level of failure, period. If you Epic Fail, you can never redeem yourself. You might as well be Falcon Punched just so you can get the rest of your pathetic life over with.
Dude 1: All your base are belong to us.

Dude 2: What?

Dude 1: You don't know "all your base"?

Dude 2: Nope.

Dude 1: EPIC FAIL! FAL-CONE PAWNCH!!!
by damawesome February 05, 2009
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An errno indicating an epic failure--massively bad.
Dude> IT rerouted all of our email addresses to /dev/null

Geek> EPICFAIL

See also epic fail
by dowdberry May 01, 2009
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