enviropath 

An individual intellectually and emotionally alienated from, and hostile to, the natural environment or biosphere, often to a murderous degree. (See also: sociopath, psychopath, Monsanto et al).

You'd need to be a complete enviropath to work for Monsanto

enviropath by Frank Riverman October 15, 2015

envirolitist 

a person who believes that because of his own environmental values and practices, he is morally superior to most other people; an environmental hyprocrite

"Did you know that RFK Jr. flies around the world in a private jet preaching energy conservation?"

"What an envirolitist!"

envirolitist by Rich H April 17, 2008

enviropornous 

It can be applied to someone whose face has been changed because they watched animals do it.

John denver can be considered enviropornous.

enviropornous by Cinderellaellabelladancerella June 17, 2009

Envirocide 

The human activity of destroying or causing irreparable damage to entire natural ecosystems over extremely large areas, typically in the interests of economic gain, or occassionally, for military purposes.

Justin: "Whoa! Did you see where Canada is committing total ENVIROCIDE all around Alberta's Athabasca Oilsands?"

Brittany: "Yeah, like, you can see the effects from space, like, on Google Earth. The area's the size of, like, all of Florida!"

Envirocide by Peter Ralphs January 12, 2009

enviroid 

A portmanteau of "environmentalist" and "hemorrhoid," an enviroid is a self-appointed savior for the planet whose humorless criticisms of others lifestyle choices make them a pain in the ass.

Dave came up to me at the party last night and gave me a bunch of crap for driving a mile to get here instead of walking in the summer heat; then he got really salty because I drive an SUV. What an enviroid!

enviroid by gnodab August 31, 2018

enviropath 

Someone that takes environmentalism to the next level,looking like a nutjob in the process.

jim:check out that guy ridin' up in his solar powered car.
steve:sweet,his clothes are made of organic hemp&he lives in a house made of mud.
Jim:Let's run that enviropath over with my dodge hemi.

enviropath by ludog April 4, 2008

envirovaginalist 

Someone who tries to avert detrimental vaginal occurrences.

I had to forcibly inject astrolube between them in order to make bilateral clitoral contact. I hope an envirovaginalist doesn't complain about my bean fracking.

envirovaginalist by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011