Pretty plants = Good
People = Sin
Demonic Being = CO2 (0.03% of Surface air)
Religious events include whatever Bob Geldof is plugging, BBC 6 O'Clock News (also known as climate change service)and of course, Earth Day.
Customs include making up numbers and global warming/cooling (depending on trends) and getting all evangelical about such stuff. The sole aim of environmental groups is to keep the world 'natural', or essentially keep Africa in the dark ages.
Environ-mentalists are for vegetarianism, mass depopulation, and (severely) reduced standards of living.
The sheer craziness of environ-mentalism leads many people to believe that the Earth is not worth protecting or even needs protecting. This is untrue. The Earth is our most precious resource, and we should treat it carefully, though not as carefully as the enviro-mentalists say we should.
Greg: What's he doing?
Jake: He must believe in environ-mentalism