An egotistical male primate, hellbent on taking over the world. This rare nocturnal mammal, is allergic to light, and insensitive to compliments. Main source of nutrition: adolescent Chick-a-dees and Filthy Lies. Has been known to play dead in times of danger, and play handsome, when prey is nearby. Closely related to species Egnoramus Cephlishopod. If bitten, please call your local Poison Fraternity, although animal is generally harmless, and weak. Slap species into extinction if sighted.
The savage, but silly, enricht has fallen victim to our trap we baited with drunk salmon, and M&M shells.
by Dr. Seuss June 7, 2003