Penis enlargement pills 

Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small

Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small

Penis enlargement pills by Lycanace March 15, 2019

Rectal Enlargement Programs 

Company policies that take advantage of, generally make things harder for, or outright harms its employment staff.

Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !

Rectal Enlargement Programs by SkiDale September 25, 2006

Penis enlargement pills 

Make you’re dick grow

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pudendum enlargement

the term used for the penis girls grow. generally they have to cut it weekly, but to really depends on the person. it can grow from 1-6 inches, but it really depends on the hormones, genetics, age, and weight. it stops growing with menopause, and sex can often speed up the growing process. some girls get a shot or a removal surgery at birth and were never taught about it, some get removal surgeries when they’re older.

“umm...does that girl have a penis?”
“yeah bro that’s pudendum enlargement”

pudendum enlargement by mooberrytheshow May 26, 2020

redneck penis enlargement 

a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.

bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.

redneck penis enlargement by bigdirtysanchez October 15, 2004

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS 

MAKING YOUR PENIS BIG

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pianist enlargement 

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.

"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

pianist enlargement by scodder July 7, 2010