when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.
i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.
by leo thunderspot July 11, 2008
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Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.
Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.
by nedrac February 10, 2011
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when you are taking a shit and toilet water splashes in your ass
i was shitting earlier and got a toilet water enima
by Vlonevlex February 14, 2018
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When she is completely wrong and won't admit it. That bitch needs a hot oil enima
by jactkinson March 21, 2010
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