English Teacher Mentality Syndrome 

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

English Teacher Mentality Syndrome by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023

English Speaker Mentality 

A kind mentality that monolingual English speaker has when learning a new language.
For example:
mispronouncing the vowels.
apply the nonsensical spell of English to a language with logical spelling and trying to read it.

never prounce the R in other language properly.
thinking that all the people in the world know English so learn the minimum of the set language.

I can't belive he just pronounce "karaoke" like "keriyoki", I bet he have an English Speaker Mentality.

English Speaker Mentality by FAI1025 May 12, 2023

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman 

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

Dirty Englishman 

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.

At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet

Dirty Englishman by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

An Englishman in a Dress 

A Scottish person.

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"

An Englishman in a Dress by HarpyBarpy August 3, 2020

The New York Englishman 

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.

Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.

The New York Englishman by Moekindo July 9, 2023

Englishmen 

Englishman- a stuck up snob from the eastern part of the UK, south of scotland, east of wales and west of france, Englishmen were usually found shagging sheep in mediavel times, but because there was no fine for shagging a sheep, welshmen used to steal sheep and if they got caught they would say they were going to shag it to prevent them from being fined, hence why the welsh are sometimes known as "sheepshaggers" englishmen believe that they are better than any other country in the UK when in fact they are not. englishmen have many different accents because they are so argumentitive they couldnt decide on one accent. the scots,welsh and irish usually hate the english because of theyre smugness they are usually chavvy and take drugs.

person 1-" look at that smug chavvy bastard wearing baggy clothes and shagging a sheep"

person 2-"thats my brother you prick"

person 1-"oh you must be the englishmen family thats just moved here then"

Englishmen by Limezuk September 9, 2011