engineer

Typically an individual:
-with 180+ IQ
-drinks a lot
-low GPA

Classical Engineering includes:
-Electrical
-Chemical
-Mechanical
-Civil

Canadian engineers wear the iron ring on the pinky of their working hand.

My iron ring cost me $25+$57,000 of student debt.

by mr. engineer April 18, 2005

Engineer

Individuals who seek solutions to their problems, yet create the very problems they seek to solve.

You know you're an engineer if you can prove you have no life mathematically.

by An Engineer January 28, 2013

engineer

someone who's a pro at math and science, plays the guitar very well, and knows how to solve practical problems.

Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

Erecting a dispenser!

by spahsappinmahsentry January 23, 2011

Engineer

Someone who erects a dispenser
Literally

Engineer - “Erecting a dispenser”

by Poseidon poop November 2, 2019

engineer

A person who studies hard to be able to drink more than anyone else while in school, then makes more money than the same people in the workforce

man why does an engineer make so much money for learning to drink a case in a night

by Heff January 23, 2004

engineer

ERTFW.... There are three things thing this world that you need duct tape, WD-40 and Beer. Duct tape for things that move and aren't supposed to. WD-40 for things that don't move and are supposed to. And Beer for if it doesn't fit into the first two categories.

So your an engineer? Wanna fuck.

by danny ebi October 28, 2004

Engineer

A profession which has designed and developed everything from cars and planes to computers and cell phones to buildings. Often confused today with mechanics, technicians, and train drivers. Without them it would be back to the caves. They deserve respect.

The design of the Burj Khalifa tower required top of the line structural engineers.

by Allegius March 31, 2012