US Endangered Species Act of 1996

Document that supposedly protected unicorns and ginger. Probably created in 1996. Is actually total bullshit.

Gingers are hunted for their magic powers which puts them on the US Endangered Species Act of 1996. Too bad it doesn't exist.

US Endangered Species Act of 1996 by MuffinMuffinMuffinMuffin March 6, 2009

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Endagered species

Her name is Lucy with pink glasses and long brown hair she is so influential and so sweet she is very kind,smart and talented, she is one of my best friends and she speaks her mind out. I’m lucky ik her. She is my endagered species because I think she is the only person that’s weird

Endagered species is rare

Endagered species by Shannmiy May 23, 2019

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Endagered species

Omg she is one of my best friends she is so talkative and funny she is so smart and very easy to be around she is very chill. She is so honest and will be ur best friends. I love having math and art with her I can’t wait to hang out on the 7th and omg I can’t wait for her birthday. Lucy has glasses and brown long hairp and she is pretty.

Endagered species is very athletic and chilll

Endagered species by Shannmiy May 23, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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