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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
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Fat Empowering 

Encouraging "Morbidly Challenged" people, or more commonly known as Beluga Whale(s) (no disrespect to the whales of course, who are part of such a rare and beautiful set of species) into pursuing a self-destructive lifestyle with a diet based on donuts, cupcakes, spray cream, McDonald's and all the types of food, that, if consumed at an enormous amount, which these individuals most definetly are doing, lead to many health-related problems, such as Diabetes, High-Blood Pressure, Heart Disease, Sleep Apnea, Arthritis.....

Please keep in mind that anyone brainwashing these people into thinking they are beautiful and have no health problems whatsoever, in the name of pursuing happiness, are morons who believe society is the one setting the ideal healthy body standard, whereas anyone with a well-functioning brain can tell that it is nature itself.

These people do not think loving your body means taking care of it and not letting it turn into an Aircraft Carrier-sized body.

We shouldn't pretend fat people aren't fat because of feelings. And please stop claiming to be brave by showing your saggy tits whilst calling whores the skinny and beautifully breathtaking women that take action in the same procedure, which is a behavior that we are certainly very happy to welcome with open arms.

Side note: This body type tends to be associated with feminists, feminazis, social justice warriors, and people who think attack helicopter is not a gender in the whole 3-gendered spectrum.
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: Yo, look at that fat bitch! She's gonna need a Walmart Fat-Scooter to move around for sure or she be rolling on the ground.
Level 100 Mafia White Knight Soyboy: Hey you cismale scum! Leave her alone! All morbidly challenged people are beautiful just the way they are! I stand for fat empowering!
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: *shits on soyboy's head*

embonering 

An object, person, or situation that causes one great pleasure.
Everyone at the press conference agreed, the console was the most embonering development in videogame history.
embonering by Chris N. aka Megabass November 15, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026