empegee; empegees; empegeeing; empegeed (v) to drive a vehicle in order to maximize the current MPG reading shown on the dashboard display. empegeer (n) one who empegees
I started to empegee when I got a car that displayed the current miles per gallon (MPG) on the dashboard. Since then, I am an empegeer and now I can wait until next week to gas up. I'm starting to notice that I'm now empegeeing all over the place. In fact, I empegeed here today.
by playripple December 9, 2012