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A debilitating, even crippling, cold or flu. Strong enough to take down even the mightiest of mortals. Usually passed from co-worker to co-worker until every soul in the workplace has succumbed to its unavoidable embrace.
Frank: Where's Bruce?
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}.
Frank: Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.
by Skipping Chicken February 10, 2010