empazootie

A debilitating, even crippling, cold or flu. Strong enough to take down even the mightiest of mortals. Usually passed from co-worker to co-worker until every soul in the workplace has succumbed to its unavoidable embrace.

Frank: Where's Bruce?
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}. Frank: [Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.

empazootie by Skipping Chicken February 10, 2010

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Epazoodie

Sick, usually from something "going around", often the flu.

Don't go near Bill. He's got the epazoodie.

Epazoodie by Jonaog March 11, 2008

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epizooties

Is when one walking like an Egyptian with it coming out both ends

She got food poisoning so she has the epizooties

epizooties by BrianAshleyMiller October 12, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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