empazootie

A debilitating, even crippling, cold or flu. Strong enough to take down even the mightiest of mortals. Usually passed from co-worker to co-worker until every soul in the workplace has succumbed to its unavoidable embrace.

Frank: Where's Bruce?
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}. Frank: Hell! Stay away from me [cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.

empazootie by Skipping Chicken February 10, 2010

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Epazoodie

Sick, usually from something "going around", often the flu.

Don't go near Bill. He's got the epazoodie.

Epazoodie by Jonaog March 11, 2008

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epizooties

Is when one walking like an Egyptian with it coming out both ends

She got food poisoning so she has the epizooties

epizooties by BrianAshleyMiller October 12, 2019

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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