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Son: Dad, we're out of food. I need something to eat.
Dad: EMP
Son: dude...
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an empowered america online account - either an internal or overhead.
my emp has rainman access - setting up that keyword now bbl.
by phillip nis March 18, 2008
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EMP = Empire

A group that moderates the Gay & Bi chat room on Stickam.com. Known for the Extremely intelligent rantings of their leader, Emporor Dominar.
EMP=Empire. We moderate this chat room and do other fun stuff.
by Morph26 November 24, 2008
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The onlyone who love psy music and fuck blondes and smoke israweed.
All the sexy girls looking for emps guy .
by Karol August 10, 2006
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EMP is an acronym for Electronic Monitoring Program. It is when a person has to wear an ankle bracelet and be under home monitoring for a certain period of time. A person on EMP cannot step out of the house within a certain boundary. If that person has to go somewhere like to drug class or church they have notify their EMP P.O. before they leave and then once they arrive home. If they do try to leave and run around the streets the other side of the monitor where the probation offices are will begin beeping.

Note that there is a difference between House arrest and EMP. EMP you wear a monitor, house arrest you don't.

People under EMP have to pay for the ankle bracelet and the machine which is usually over $600.
I'm on EMP for a drug offense

Man that sucks.
by queefless August 05, 2009
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Emperor, superior, You will be owned
by l;'l' June 25, 2003
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A slang term for mp3, or a verb that means to download mp3s.
You got Tha Carter IV? Send me those emps!

I've been emping all day, and my ratio on Waffles.fm still sucks!
by owenb August 15, 2008
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