emotijerk

Emotijerk

Pathetic middle aged man who over embellishes text messages with an abundance of needless emoticons usually in order to impress younger members of the opposite sex

Girl 1: "hey, check this text message from Him"

Girl 2: "wow that's really creepy, wtf is with all the emoticons?"

Girl 1: " I know! He's a total emotijerk"

emotijerk by Hodor-Taut February 8, 2014

Emotiversion 

Automation that converts reasonable punctuation sequences to a graphic emoticon.

I meant to type "(!)", but emotiversion turned it into something cryptic and/or obscene.

Emotiversion by Wily Quixote June 24, 2014