emosaurus 

The Emosaurus is a large orange dinosaur, with razor sharp metallic teeth. The Emosaurus spends its time roaming the world looking for Emo kids to eat for breakfast.

With its keen sense of smell, and ultra-sensitive Emo-detection hearing, It is quickly attracted to the smell of slitted wrists, and the sound of Simple Plan music.

The best way to avoid the Emosaurus is too stop living in the "Black Abyss." If you enjoy simple plan music, keep it low so that the Emosaurus understands you are not trying to make everyone else suffer.

-The Emosaurus ate the Emo kid for breakfast
-The Emosaurus makes the world a better place
-Go play with the Emosaur

emosaurus by ExoByte July 13, 2006

emosaurus 

A large emo. cries alot, looks really funny when surrounded by smaller eemlettes, who run about its feet wailing and trying to die.

"dude, look at the size of that emosaurus! maybe we should find another group to roll"
"Na dude, just go for the ankles, itl be sweet."
*Emosaurus makes sad, lonely chewbacca noise*

emosaurus by Psyberdyne Systems August 20, 2008

Emosaur 

A fat emo bitch. Can be used for males and females.

I saw a herd of emosaurs grazing while we ate at Top China Buffet.

Emosaur by GodsEnd138 September 28, 2009

emosaurus 

some one who is so emo that they r almost cool yet extremely gay

fuken emosaurus kids think they r so cool im gunna run over there dog and or girlfriend Okéi all joo n00berz, lîzten up. Fïrst öFf... Im teh Über pr0 pwnzér & knö Qüeztions a$ked, o0kay?? I pwnerêd all nöuberz fRom all lÄnd$ like Spiane---ïë.. and teh ßûlgariananic tRïbez and shiîz sô DÖNT ße mes2ën or joö'll hÄve knö heÄd ßïÄTÇH!!!11 Ökïe, seçondly ofF, dïs çlan- ïs alsö téh pwnzör l337 clan, an'd öur main spécïaltylizér is pwnzing n00bs leik joo. Okéii, and 4öuRth ÖFf, ïf, in âny such wây, jôo ïnzultz üs, joo will hÄvé t0 bé hëad-shoTtÉd ând will cO/\/\e homë fRöm schKöôl an"d Fïnd joÜ hâve n0 housë and only a pilë of n0üb ÄshEz. s0 FÜÇ|< 0Ff Joü FûKëm NoößS!

emosaurus by TweAk March 20, 2005

Emosaur 

Emosaur is a name only given to most perfect and prestigious girls. To be called this, she must be very special to you firstly. She must also be absolutely stunning and have an amazing personality that radiates onto you, making you the happiest someone’s made you. You can’t use this word to describe just some random girl they must mean something to you.

I’m going to meet my Emosaur today and I can’t wait.

Emosaur by XAUUSD December 9, 2024