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Emoplation 

Noun. A frustrating yet amusing moment when a person of a younger and hipper generation tries to explain to an adult what "emo" is. Usually occurs when two teenagers are having a conversation and a nosy parent is listening in.
Teenager A: HAHAHA you're so emo.
Teenager B: What the hell? No I'm not!
Nosy Parent: What in the world is emo?
Teenager B: Uhoh, looks like we owe her an emoplation.
Teenager A: *starts explaining to the adult what Emo means*
Emoplation by TheVogueMafia January 7, 2008
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emplosion 

Process of simultaneous explosion and implosion. Intense but without any measurable effects to the outside world.
I was about to sneeze but it ended up with an intense emplosion.
emplosion by ZgodniDida September 17, 2013

emosplosion 

When someone's feelings are hurt online for whatever reason and instead of being an adult they go to every forum they are on and whine/cry/scream/rant and act like a total ass to make themselves feel better.
"Wow... no one liked Mike's proposal so he had an emosplosion on the forum today!"
emosplosion by Mal St.C November 25, 2011

Empotional 

Somewhere between emotional pain and physical pain. Discovered when making an IM typo.
I'm going to put you in empotional pain.

"Hulk smash!!"
Empotional by Mudd D. Waterz April 20, 2009
Explotion: adjanoun (adjective + noun). Explosive Emotion
"My girlfriend heard I was cheating and confronted me with explotion. Then I turned up the TV."
Explotion by Travasaurous March 2, 2010

Emolution 

the phraze used to describe the recent emo movement in america. Emo-lution is personified by individual males wearing female pants, and write sappy song about their girlfriend dumping them. These songs are ten sung by another or the sme malein a whiney high-pitched voice with detuned guitars and un-rythmic durms.
Sean has joined the Emoluton
Emolution by Alaster fucking adams February 25, 2004

Emolution 

A word to define the recent overpopulation of emo kids. Emo plus Pollution, hence, Emolution. Use of this word generally signifies a great dislike (or jealousy) of the emo population.
"Ugh, I almost can't see through the Emolution - it's worse than the LA smog."

"Johnny, what type of pollution do you think is worst?"
"Water pollution."
"Jane?"
"Air pollution."
"Jack?"
"Emolution."