emocument 

the process of documenting one's personal experiences for the sole purpose of sharing with friends, usually with photography.

Variations:
Emocumenting, Emocumented, Emocumentary

And in some drunk cases:
"emocuary" - jimguel

"Emocument! Emocument! Emocument!!!"

"Where is karen? she needs to be emocumenting!!"

emocument by Mike Tucker March 24, 2005

Emolument

Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or precipitation that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor.

June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the hurricane season in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of precipitation falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.

#1 Security where the hell can I find some air conditioning as my clothes are about to emolument to my body.
#2 After Dorthy dumped a bucket of water on the Wicked Witch, her clothes and skin emolumented into a heap on the floor.

Emolument by Dr Kairos October 21, 2019

emblements 

A trap ass nigga that is gangster

Emblements is a gangster

emblements by Gangster 3333 March 20, 2021

emoments 

When a boy or girl isnt fully emo they just have moments being emo.See emo

'Dude i've been having loads of Emo moments lately i guess you would call them Emoments.'

emoments by xxEmOmeNtsxx October 4, 2005

emolument

salary dough fee profit from employment or work

Dude your crack is so whack it's fluctuating my emoluments

emolument by pensionslawyer November 27, 2018