emolexia

you can't read emo stuff, see emo stuff, or comprehend emo things, people, or pictures. it happens to alot of people that are really happy all the time. sometimes emophobes get this.

Bob: did you see george cutting himself in history class today?
Dave: what? no. i think I have emolexia.
Bob: oh. that sucks.

emolexia by mikegotta January 19, 2007

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emorexia

The latest craze, where emo kids are super skinny...mostly from just not eating anything. they seem to feel the need to be skinny so that they can wear girl pants, that are so tight their cocks are almost non-existant.

did you see that boy over there?...i think he has emorexia.

emorexia by WTwhore24 November 9, 2006

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emorexia

A term used by MTV and like-minded idiots to label any underweight emo kid, whether they're anorexic or not.

Emo hater: Oh, that emo kid is so thin, he must have emorexia.

emorexia by Deborah! August 22, 2007

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emorexia

a loss of appetite caused by serious depression not to be confused with anorexia which is caused by poor self image

ever since brad broke up with jennifer she has develped emorexia.she lost 20 pounds in 2 months

emorexia by amadeo midnight January 23, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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