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pronounced "ee-mohn"

the "depressing" moan of an emo kid. meant to inspire sympathy and/or express the depth of an emo kid's sadness. some find an emo kid's emoans strangely erotic.

like a normal moan, only emo.
Emo Kid: My mom hates me, my girlfriend Sally hates me, my best friend hates me, my dog hates me, I ha-
Normal Kid: Dude, STFU!
Emo Kid.....you're so mean.*emoans*
by wtfcarlito February 07, 2006

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An emo kids expression, complaints, or other emo comments.
Emokid1: All I really know is my heart is bleeding as I cry one thousand tears for you....
NormalPerson1: Stop it with the emoans...
by Kayla June 16, 2006

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