An Emo's Life:
Part One: Emofication.
An emo's life begins in middle or high
school usually with a trip to the mall or on
myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many
emos on that godforsaken site and think they look
cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.
Now that they have the looks of course some
normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.
Part 2: Placebo Depression.
After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best
friend....
Part 3: The Razor.
They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut
like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.
Part 4: Growing Up.
As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is
bullshit and they go buy some
normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.
And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy
Emo To Be: Hmmmm.... These clothes look rad!
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to
school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your
mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High
school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....
So ends another Emo Life.
