Emo Kids are children (young adults) who either:

1. are rich and wear terrible taste in clothes to make it seem as though they're life is so terrible, and then cry about it to people who don't care, just for the attention.

2. or they are not rich, are are obsessed with cutting themselves because they think their life is so terrible, and that death is better for them
"Man, what happened to Johnny? He used to be so cool. Now all he does is cry about how his girl left him and now his life is so terrible. What a fuckin emo kid..."
by Dust_X March 06, 2007
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Emo kids: Whinny People in whom love to listen to emo music(music dealling with crying sad emotional feelings and such). Also they usually don't know how to smile, spend $30 a week and eyeliner and crappy clothes that their parents(that they hate soooo much) pay for. (bfor guys) they have lost their genitalia and decided to become an incestrial gay person(stereo type derived from the dinger of MCR). (girls) They think that emo is cool, mainly do it for the popularity whihc they claim they are against, usually never cut, but act like they will for the attention; they almost always wear ties(for who knows what reason, and they love to listen to crappy music.
MCR, a group of whiny untallented little pricks who are all homosexual. The lead singer of MCR made out with his BROTHER.

Emo kids: I hate my life because I lost my awesome wrist band that said "Love is gone, So I might as well leave". Now I think I must slit my wrists across.
Stupid girl: Awww don't do that I'll love you.
Emo kids:*to himself* so acting like im going to kill myself does work...
by Stephen Henkel November 29, 2005
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There is no such thing! Like unicorns, emo kids do not exist. I know that most of you have heard this but it has to be said again. EMO IS SHORT FOR EMOTIONALLY CHARGED HARDCORE PUNK. Can you be emotionally charged hardcore punk? Hmm? Hmm? ..... Yeah. Thought so bitch. Contrary to popular belief, it does not stand for emotional. People who wear vagina pants, faded band tees & fringes aren't emo. They are called scenesters.
Scenesters are commonly mistaken for emo kids by retarded posers.
by chloe<3 September 11, 2006
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Tight T-shirts, Tight pants, Odd Socks, Crazy Hairdo...Wuss. Gets dumped by his girlfriend allll the time and cries about it. a lot. listens to abnds like taking back sunday.
Oh, and dont forget the emotional poems... and tight pants.
"hey Emo Kid, Where'd you get your Shirt from?"

"Well, it all started when my girlfriend dumped me, and i was sooo depressed.....
....and thats where i got it from!

Hello? Hello?!!"
by PantsTheif April 17, 2004
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Dammit, where'd I put my The Used album (essential for every emo kid)........WHAM!
by Akhmed April 04, 2006
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A music genre and scene derived from the hardcore punk movement. This wishy washy form of music and its trendy pseudo cool fans immerse them selves in misery and despair to generate the image of a deep feeling,deep thinking individual, when in fact they are just dumb rich kids looking for attenttion.
Emo kids dont just look like dorks, they are dorks.
by sacred357 December 12, 2003
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emo- short for emotional
emo kid- b. martinez
that emo kid cries over her broken heart.

cheer up emo kid.
by jw April 06, 2004
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