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emo-power bomb 

First of all, an average emo person weigh approximately 155lbs. that's pretty skinny and light. In order to activate emo-power bomb, first, one must be able to hang clean 185lbs, vertically bench press(135lbs.) the person 2 feet from your shoulders, and slam his/her back on the floor as hard as possible. Although emo-power bomb can be powerful, it can also be negate by a fat wiggling emo kid. Yes, emo-power bomb is considered a hate crime. This action is also considered unconstitutional.
Dumb Jock: Dude, it's an emo kid. What are you doing sitting on our lunch table.
Emo kid: I'm writing sad poetry.
Dumb Jock: Go Go Gadget emo-power bomb!(Emo kid quickly elevated above the dumb jock's shoulders)
Emo kid: Nooooooooo! (SLLLAAMMM right through the lunch table)
Dumb Jock: You just got pwn.
emo-power bomb by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
Related Words

emo bath bomb 

when a depressed human uses a home made bath bomb, usually made from toasters, hair dryers, extension cords and anything electrical.
omg lucy used an emo bath bomb last night!
emo bath bomb by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

Emo Bombed 

When you are sitting at home, work or a social environment and and your happy bubble is invaded by an emotional downpour. The most common Emo Bombs are roommates/siblings significant others and sometimes co-workers. Said significant others randomly drop by your house/work/social environment and start dropping emotional bombs on you when you least expect it. They usually demand information about your knowledge whilst crying/whining/being generally over emotional.
Dee: "OMG my roommate's boyfriend came over last night looking for her and freaked out and told me all their dirty secrets!"

Bree: "Shamwow I can't believe it, he seems so tough but last night he totally emo bombed you!"
Emo Bombed by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026