-Very depressed and complain about how crappy their life is, yet they never do anything about it but complain.
-Shop at either rediculously expensive stores, or rediculously cheap stores (aka Thrift Stores).
-Wear everything a size too small to make themselves look like a faggot (reason why they called emo faggot).
-I pretty much like to call it the straight man's way of dressing gay, although some emo faggots are actual ones.
Emo Fag thinks to himself, i have to go to the restroom. He walks into the restroom and goes to unzip his pants. His pants have been sucessfully unzipped, although the tough part about it is, actually pulling them down to take your piss, if this happens to you, you must be an EMO FAG!
The Top Ten Identifiers of an emo fag:
1a. Black hair that is engineered to look messy and greasy (though not spiky enough to be "punk") and must cover at least 60% of the face. Note: Do not confuse this with a much broader range of stupid looking, messy on purpose hair, usually belonging to a scenester
1b. If the hair is not ridiculously greasy and/or black, the hair is preened in some ridiculously outdated and hideous style, that, again, must cover at least 60% of the face.
2. Girl's jeans. My personal theory is that they wear these pants to accentuate their genitalia, but as we all know that emo fags never have any use for their genitalia
3a. A very tight argyle sweater, even in the summer time.
3b. A very tight T-shirt, maybe a girl's "babydoll" T-shirt, usually adorned with a picture of a band that is very hard to listen to.
4. Extreme skinniness, not natural thinness, but more of an emaciated form, almost as if they are too sad to eat.
5. An uncomfortable looking scarf, even in hot weather. Usually in some ironic, plaid or striped pattern.
6. (Optional) Trite box-frame glasses, used to make said emo fag look intellectual. In many cases, these glasses are non-prescription. If in any event you discover that an emo fag you see is wearing glasses they do not need, it is policy to grab and destroy these, preferrably in front of him and his emo fag friends.
7. Converse All-Star shoes, mainly black (and...
A person that listens to emo
. The dress in tight jeans, scarves, have messy hair (it's supposed to be like that) and they wear girl's skinny-fit tshirts. May or may not have box glasses. Has a lip piercing off-centre. Normally very skinny. They are in touch with their feminine side (read: vagina) and cry when people die in soap operas. Apparently, it makes them more 'vulnerable' and 'emotional.'
Shut the hell up, you emo fag.
You listen to emo, fag.
Listening to emo has turned you into a bitch. Make me a sandwich and get me a beer, emo fag.
1- A whiny bitch who somehow got his hands on a guitar and sings like a eunuch whilst dressed as a nerd
2- Someone who likes emo music; a fagmort
"I'm gonna get some nerdy glasses, a hundred dollar guitar, and fail at leapfrogging over a fire hydrant so that I may sing like an emofag."
"Dashboard Confessional? You fail at life, emofag."
fag is a self-hating, constantly depressed homo
. For some reason, said emo fag thinks that songs about killing themselves is good music. Then theres the emos who think their "hardcore". There is no such thing as a hardcore emo. Deal with it faggots. Emo fags also usually use the term "hardcore" to describe anything they think is cool. Usually what an emo thinks is cool really isnt. They also wear girl pants, eyeliner, and do anything else a fag
emo fag 1: "Hey man lets go listen to the new hawthorn heights album and cry and slit our wrists!"
emo fag 2: "yeah! i bet if we cut our wrists we will get more attention!"
emo fag 1: "Then after we do that we can spend a few hours putting on makeup and doing our hair"
emo fag 2: "yeah then we can try on your little sisters pants and take some hardcore pictures of us being depressed!"
puritan: emotional-hardxcore homosexuals(used only by real emo fags)
casual/street: Derogatory term used to degrade emo kids by people who hate them because of how they dress and act.
Billy) Im gonna go kick the shit out of those emo fags...
Jimmy) Dont even bother, they'll just go home and write more bad poetry about it...
Stupid queerbaits that contradict themselves. They call everybody outside their group conformists, yet they conform to conform which means they're complete fucking hypocrites. They also wonder why nobody likes them when they're constantly depressed and no fun to be around.
emo fag: "WTF, i only got $500 for allowance this week *cries*. My life is so unfair...I'll write a song about it *cut wrists*. I can't get a girlfriend because girls just don't understand me *masturbates*"