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this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.

where is Maxime?

oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!
by Officepest December 05, 2007

Words related to emergency max

bathroom. emergency masturbation office toilets