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someone who engages in 69 position with Jake on a daily basis. also one who uses 2 dots instead of 3 like such.. Ely is also someone who lacks in the height area. but behind his peach fuzz there is no chin just another fist (this may seem slightly impossible since u can see thru peach fuzz but just shut the fuck up.) Ely also knows every fucking line Family Guy has ever said and punishes u if u dont get the quote exactly fucking right.
Ely: Hey jake
Jake: No i dont want to engage in 69 position Ely
by Duncang February 03, 2009
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The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong
I woke up this morning with an ELY
by Paul January 14, 2004
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The briefest of inklings that all is not well. Things could still be turn out to be OK but usually get a shitload worse.
"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"
by Rumpo Kid July 14, 2004
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An Ely is one of the coolest people you could meet! Loves the out doors! Fishing & hunting. He can get moody, but you give him some pork, venison, or beef and he is good to go! Ely has a heart of gold! Loves to hang out with the guys, but also loves his Mom! Ely is the BEST to have around!
That Ely is something else!

There not another person alive that could take the place of Ely
by Reelgirlsfish December 21, 2016
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