by LosrDogg September 27, 2009
Elon Musk: "Comedy is now legal on Twitter"
Dany: "This guy has mastered Elonity"
Elon Musk: "Nice Urban Dictionary word"
Dany: "This guy has mastered Elonity"
Elon Musk: "Nice Urban Dictionary word"
by D the Top G January 10, 2023
A fast-growing University in the Triangle region of North Carolina ranked among the top colleges in the Southeast and with a growing reputation nationwide. Impressive programs in engaged learning, study abroad, internships, and undergraduate research as well as nationally recognized Communications, Business, and Fine Arts programs. Colors are Maroon and Gold, and mascot is the Phoenix.
"So how's college?"
"Great, I'm at Elon! I'm a double major in Communications and Economics and I'm going to Spain next semester!"
"Great, I'm at Elon! I'm a double major in Communications and Economics and I'm going to Spain next semester!"
by James Gorsuch March 4, 2008
The piece of excrement that remains stuck half in and half out of your anus after the last fecal log has dropped usually resulting in seemingly endless wiping in attempt to get clean without success.
My asshole itches something fierce after I couldn’t get rid of that Elon this morning. I think I need more fiber in my diet.
by rickabone November 7, 2022
A highly-ranked university with one of the most beautiful campuses in the country. An education from Elon is well respected, but the work is not too difficult. You'll have plenty of time to relax and party here while maintaining good grades. On sunny days, you'll see plenty of girls laying in the sun and guys playing frisbee. There are a lot more girls than guys, so a good looking guy will definitely get attention here. There's a lot to do on the weekends at the frats, apartments, and bars. Most people party, but if you don't want to, it's still a good time. Everyone seems to be good looking and in shape. There is some variation in dress style, it's not overly preppy, but everyone always seems to be put together, whatever that means for them. You can tell that people have money, but it's generally not flaunted. Most students are laid back, happy, smart, and looking to have fun.
Guy 1: I want to party and meet hot girls but still say I went to a good college.
Guy 2: Go to Elon University.
Guy 2: Go to Elon University.
by Phoenix13 January 27, 2010
Black girls named Elon are aggressive and lowkey fire. They may have a nice ass and are athletic in all sports. People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, bitchy, proud, stingy, and impatient.
Friend: Hey can I borrow your phone
Elon: No
Friend: Why not, I need to call my Dad
Elon: Because I said so.. Use your own phone
Friend: Its dead
Elon: Oh well
** Friend reaches for phone**
Elon: Touch it and I'll knock you out
Elon: No
Friend: Why not, I need to call my Dad
Elon: Because I said so.. Use your own phone
Friend: Its dead
Elon: Oh well
** Friend reaches for phone**
Elon: Touch it and I'll knock you out
by jenaee_em97 March 16, 2015
elon is full of rich rich kids who think their mommys and daddys can get them out of any mess. and they can. everyone is preppy preppy...lacoste, polo, jcrew, vineyard vines- the only way to go. sevens jeans, citizen of humanity, paper denim- the perfect jeans for the girls. any thing from Mynt is appropriate. they also spend the appropriate amount of time at A+tans. every girls tote bag is monogrammed and an herve or vera bradley. the girls sport their greek letters 7 days a week. 110% pin is common on bags, jackets, and shirts. students spend their evenings getting drunk-- pregaming in danieley suites or dorm rooms or the occassional fraternity house then heading to the bar. (west end mug nights on wed. and 50cent draft on mondays) weekends are full of parties in sheridan, off campus houses, fraternity houses, etc. many students party 6 nights a week. the other side of the party student is pulling all nighters in club belk, staying there until the sunrises to get all the work done that they procrastinated. and if you go to elon you know that there are NO straight paths. the campus is beautiful, best ever, but you can't get anywhere in a straight line. if you're lucky enough to visit elon on a pretty sunny warm day, you'll see tons of girls laying out in bathing suites by lake mary nell, or students throwing a frisbee out on the main lawn (the boobs) or people having a slip n slide in danieley. elon students definitely know how to party. if you're smart and choose to go to elon, you should definitely join a sorority or fraternity, but only one of the top ones. and believe me, you'll know which ones those are.
a tip: get to know the police officers. if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.
a tip: get to know the police officers. if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.
http://www.geocities.com/gotoelonif/
"Today we salute you trendy Elon girl. In your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. So here's to you trendy Elon girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette."
"Today we salute you trendy Elon girl. In your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. So here's to you trendy Elon girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette."
by eloner June 1, 2005