A drink that enables the drinker to become virtually indestructible. Allows extended life. best taken in a act of need. Ex. Before Battle, Before adventures, Before love making.

Ingredients: Thats for me to know, and you to never find out.

PS. Mind control is a minor side effect.
"I feel so good after taking that ELIXER OF LIFE!"

"YEaaaa budddy, I love taking the EoL. That shit is the

headies."
by falmeth July 12, 2010
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Semen shot down someones throat directly out of an erect penis.
Massengill felt rejuvenated after sucking down that ELIXER OF LIFE out of my rock hard cock.
by Giggidy Gilman November 23, 2019
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