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when you ALWAYS exceed the word limit in your science practical reports and basically waste your life away.
Sophie: OMG I'm 1837 words over to word limit and the report is due tomorrow!
Sarah: Unlucky, you've clearly got elizaitis.
elizaitis by namoostee August 1, 2021

Maximilian Elizaitis

HUGE. MASSIVE. PP. He had rizz beyond human comprehension and is one of the most caring, kind hearted people. If you ever meet him, DO NOT HESITATE TO TALK TO HIM, you will gain one of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a little damaged and may have some attachment issues but it’s worth it to be nice. Many times he can mean the opposite of what he says, like if he ever tells you to leave him alone deep down he really wants your company. He makes really good pork and can hit the sickest riffs known to man on guitar. Your lucky if your graced by his angelic singing. But fr fr, he is one SEXY mf. He loves, LOVES LOVES LOVES physical contact like hugs and stuff and often will not ask for it, like seriously, give him a hug out of nowhere, he will LOVE IT. He only wants the truth so if you have any feelings just tell them to him. Whether you have a crush on him or stop liking him he just wants to know how your feeling. He doesn’t really get mad and he’s a really funny guy. He will feel really bad if he gets lied to, but he can jump back up quickly. Don’t worry about walking on eggshells talking to him, he can definitely take a joke. So if you ever see him, start a conversation, hug him, kiss him if you dating, or just say hi.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That’s Maximilian Elizaitis, quick go talk to him!

exititis 

Exititis is a specific type of human behavior often associtated with freeway or highway vehicle drivers who speed up and cut across traffic to exit. A common form of exititis is for the driver of the exiting vehicle to cut across, not one, but often, two lanes of traffic just in front of a responsible driver in the right lane. Due to the speed reduction in the exit lane, this type of driver always hits the brakes hard due to excessive speed. This malady exists worldwide and has no known cure.
The three car accident was caused by exititis in the jerk driving the SUV.
exititis by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

Elielitis 

Claims to be the neutral force in any argument however certain things he says may favor one side over the other. This person is normally the most relatable in any conversations. This type of person is also the one in the friend group who doesn't care what others think.
The boy had Elielitis and didn't want to be involved with the conflict going on.
Elielitis by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020

Elontitis 

The extreme fascination over the letter "X". It's over-infatuation leads one to think that 'X' is some kind of a supreme alphabet and a outlier symbol representing breaking innovation that beats the sheep minded thinking of other people. In reality though it's nothing but a false sense of superiority they feel as it's nothing less than a kid believing they can be like Goku if they scream hard enough.
Elon Musk was the patient zero of this and his "cult" seem to be following that example spreading this hysteric disease further
Elon Musk: I'm just gonna rename Twitter as X, just like my space agency, oh also my baby, I mean what could possibly go wrong.
MoistCr1tikal: This Goofy Goober, you absolute troglodyte of a man-child, just grow up and take therapy for your Elontitis
Elontitis by anonymous July 29, 2023

Elliottism 

Being Bad or noob
HA ur elliottism!
Elliottism by ampro3163 November 14, 2023