Elephant penis

While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).

Wow that Elephant penis is hugh and shes takeing it.

Elephant penis by Starknight97 December 24, 2008

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Elephant Penis

Now even human females have graduated too taking small Elephant Penis in Candy Apple vs King Dong and a 5 foot Penis one in Autumn Haze vs Son Of Dong. Plus some others too like the famous Kami Andrews and the slim Payton. Of course not fitting the hole length but taking the 16 inch girth. Making the human female quite amazing, and all human males now small in comparison. Even Mr. 18 and Mandingo.

Elephant Penis by Star97 December 24, 2008

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who ever searches this term has a serious mental issue

who ever writes a definition for elephant penis has one too!

elephant penis by abcdefghijkllll February 13, 2007

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Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

Elephant Penis by The Grimm one September 4, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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