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Onahan Elementry School 

1. A hellish school where you make the best friends you think you will ever have, and in a split second you lose them and there they are, stabbing you in the back. Where half of the teachers have NO idea what they're talking about, and treat us like shit. They spend the whole time telling us to 'respect' eachother, and the other teachers, when god knows they sure as hell dont respect us.
2. A building that smells like ass. moldy ass, that is what it smells like
1. Onahan elementry school is a black hole.
2. "What's that smell in Onahan School?" "The ass.. its gotta be the ass.."
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hazeldale elementry school

The okayish school located in Beaverton Oregon. They're school mascot is the Hawk. The school recently got torn down and is now being rebuilt. Most kids go to Mountain View middle school after that school, but not all.
Fred: "Uh, I hate school." George:'Where do you go? Fred: I go to Hazeldale Elementry school." George:Oh that school isn't that bad."

St Mary Catholic Elementry School 

St.Mary Catholic Elementry School is were everyones a pussy and snitches, the princibles are shit and the school acts rich but is acc poor AF, they steal the money and realry give back to the kids. the teacher are too hard on these kids and the kids act like animals (mostly)
I go to St Mary Catholic Elementry School

elementary school 

The best damn thing of my life. There was no detentions back then. You just either had to apologize or sit timeout. You actually made friends for who you were. The teachers were way nicer and you actually got rewarded for doing good work.
Elementary school was fun. Now that Im in retarded high school I was I was back in elementary school

elementary school 

A place you go to as a kid to get ready for 90% of the stuff you'll deal with in real life.
I'm starting to notice that my 9-5 job only utilizes the stuff I learned in elementary school.
elementary school by F‌a‌c‌e October 6, 2015

Elementary School 

The level of school where picking on the fat kids, and kids with glasses is the cool thing to do.
Bobby was fat in elementary school, and was bullied everyday. Today in High School, he is the top varsity football player and a friend of everyone.
Elementary School by porn! May 29, 2005

elementary school 

middle school sucked

high school was a little better

elementary school? hell yes
elementary school by Roselli March 11, 2010
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