electrospag

Portmanteau of "ELECTROnic" and "SPAGhetti". Any confusing mass of wires or cables, typically appearing behind large devices such as computers and televisions. Organised cables do not count; wiring only becomes electrospag once it becomes difficult identifying which cables lead where.

"Holy hell, did you see behind Jim's computer? Cables everywhere!"
"I don't know how he manages to work with all that electrospag back there."

electrospag by Halfscrew March 8, 2013

electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves

A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

electromagnetic friends by daone1991 January 29, 2009

Electropalm 

A condition common to the average person (primarily in the United States) where he/she always has an electronic device - usually a cell phone - in the palm of their hand.

Man: "What the hell do you always have in your hand?"
Woman: "Why it's my Blackberry of course.. duh."
Man: "Jebus! You have serious electropalm."

Electropalm by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Electromagnetic candy 

Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.

Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.

"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"

Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"

Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"

Electromagnetic candy by Rattle July 14, 2007

Electromagnetic Bukkake 

Another word for light, often in context with the face.

Aaarrg, why did you turn on the lights? Now I have electromagnetic bukkake in my eyes!

See bukkake.

Electromagnetic Bukkake by pragm4 August 25, 2010

electromagnetic hypersensitivity 

When your brother becomes aware of the surrounding radio waves, and shelters inside without electricity

"Hey, are you coming?" "No, I had to stop at Chuck's house to deliver his food because of his Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity."

electromagnetic hypersensitivity by GUSFR1NG November 10, 2022

Electromagnetic Butterflies 

the most powerful butterflies.These butterflies only come once in a lifetime.

He/She gives me electromagnetic Butterflies.

Electromagnetic Butterflies by SporaticWisdom November 11, 2009