electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves

A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

electromagnetic friends by daone1991 January 29, 2009

Electromagnetic candy 

Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.

Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.

"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"

Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"

Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"

Electromagnetic candy by Rattle July 14, 2007

Electromagnetic Bukkake 

Another word for light, often in context with the face.

Aaarrg, why did you turn on the lights? Now I have electromagnetic bukkake in my eyes!

See bukkake.

Electromagnetic Bukkake by pragm4 August 25, 2010

electromagnetic hypersensitivity 

When your brother becomes aware of the surrounding radio waves, and shelters inside without electricity

"Hey, are you coming?" "No, I had to stop at Chuck's house to deliver his food because of his Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity."

electromagnetic hypersensitivity by GUSFR1NG November 10, 2022

Electromagnetic Butterflies 

the most powerful butterflies.These butterflies only come once in a lifetime.

He/She gives me electromagnetic Butterflies.

Electromagnetic Butterflies by SporaticWisdom November 11, 2009

electromonkey 

A monkey who has ADHD, hyped up on a quart of Red Bull shots, and has a high powered fire hose. It is also inside of a Tesla cage, a metal cage charged with 20,000 volts of electricity that can only go outside of the cage, not in. This arrangement produces a highly random series of lightning bolts in all directions. The speed at which the monkey moves has been known to violate Einstein's theory of relativity by breaking the speed of light barrier. With the inclusion of a small black hole, the monkey then has infinite negative mass and infinite negative gravity, so nothing, not even light, can reach the monkey to destroy it. Electromonkeys are best suited for unleashing on internet trolls or perverts in chat rooms.

You: Why hello. How are you today?

Troll: asl?

You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!

Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!

electromonkey by geek² January 7, 2011

Electromaggotism

The invisible force acting on drunk people that causes you to end up at places that you would not intend on going to if you were sober.

Amy: "why the fuck did we go to the Deen last night? We were supposed to go to Bar Open!" Kyle: "We got sucked in by that fucken electromaggotism again."

Electromaggotism by Kyle Magile May 25, 2007