by bassface5 October 16, 2010
Picking which color of dick (red, blue, and recently gold) you'd like to fuck you in the ass for the next 4 years.
Bob: What's election?
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.
by IAmRonPaul May 26, 2014
The chance a political candidate has of actually getting elected as represented by the media and public opinion.
Smart Friend - "That Ron Paul guy is right on literally everything its not even funny!"
Dumb Friend - "Yeah I know, hopefully one of the candidates with electability starts stealing his talking points so that we can get some of those ideas implemented."
Smart Friend - "I'm moving to Iceland."
Dumb Friend - "Yeah I know, hopefully one of the candidates with electability starts stealing his talking points so that we can get some of those ideas implemented."
Smart Friend - "I'm moving to Iceland."
by Haydukelives42 October 18, 2011
by §pÝdA .:[«GFM»]:. October 30, 2004
a single term used to describe something which is beyond good. Often used when no other word will suffice.
by MarkoGraco April 25, 2011
Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021
A popularity contest; contrary to the widely accepted definition of an election, an election in high school is based solely on popularity. The losing contestant was probably offering a cure for AIDs, but the winner is on the football team and all the chicks love him.
--Dan: Hey, who are you voting for in the new election?
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.
by Akagama October 1, 2009