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The shit hole of America. A lot of racist people here too. The majority of people who come here move within 5 years or less. The people who actually do enjoy being here are the ones that have only been here and never experienced the better places in America. Jobs pay very low here and it is rated as the 3rd most poorest city in America. I would move from here, but jobs pay so little it makes it hard. If you are looking into becoming a Harlot downtown or central El Paso would be a great place to start your buisness. People can't drive here even if their lives depended on it, and the weather is horrible. If your idea of great scenery is having sun blasting in your face most of the year and dry prickley cactus with stickers pricking at your feet this would be the desired place.
El Paso is the shit hole of America.
by Louis July 27, 2004
What you do when you pass hitch hikers while traveling through Mexico.
Bob, what did you do when you saw the hitch hikers in Mexico?
I El Paso.
by Beach Allot March 08, 2004
Yeah, the Juarenos & constant reminder of Mexico is a bit overwhelming at times. Plus the 100+ temperatures in the summer time is unlike no other but overall that's what makes El Paso, El Paso.
El Paso was established around 1680, thats right ladies, it's one of oldest cities in Texas. Older than San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, & Houston. It is THE Safest City in the country & Ft. Bliss is one of the largest Army complex in the nation. The 1st thanksgiving in America actually happened in San Elizario & has been the central place of Pancho Villa & Billy the Kid.
Also, education wise the United States House Committee on Intelligence is chaired by Silvestre Reyes, the House representative of El Paso. The newly elected Governor of New Mexico Susana Martinez was born & raised in El Paso. UTEP has alumni in the NBA, PGA, PBA, WWF, on SNL, ABC, an Academy Award winner & Olympic Gold Medalist.
As far as all the other people what keep talking about music Vanity Fair had a special on how the Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's, Sleepercar and tons of other recording artists just love El Paso.
FOOD! Yes, El Paso isn't the healthiest cities in America but if you want some tamales, enchiladas or any Mexican food, El Paso blows everyone else out of the water but not only that, we got Smash Burger, Five Guys, Whataburger, Charbroiler, Buffalo Wild Wings, Chico's & a restaurant-to-house ratio of 1:1. Yes, as El Pasoans we love our food.
Lastly to all the people who decided to bash El Paso over the head, yes, I'm a native El Pasoan & I'm proud to say it. I've lived in Washington D.C., I've traveled to Madrid, Paris, London, NY & LA & somehow El Paso is still home. It's the culture & the people, yeah we don't have Palm Tree lined streets & a monument that anybody in the world can recognize but you know what I like it that way. Thats why we're in the Top 25 Drunkest cities in America, but thats besides the fact.

So, if you have a problem with El Paso, just leave because your honestly ruining it for all of us. Go to your humid & dirty San Antonio & just decompose there.
by ElPasoan915 January 06, 2011
A city in Texas known mostly for it's rich Mexican culture and close proximity to the border of Mexico. El Paso has been call many things such as: El Shithole, Hell Hole, El Hell Hole, ext. But really it's not a bad place. You like grass? Well it doesn't got much of that. You like rain? Well doesn't got much of that either. But it is the number one safest city in the U.S. as of 2011 and it's military base Ft. Bliss is very big to.

Sure it doesn't have lot's of flashy amusement parks or huge shopping malls but it has lot's of nice people and an atmosphere you can't get anywhere else. Not to mention some kick ass Mexican food!
El Paso! Farthest west in Texas you can get!

El Paso is not in Texas, it's in north Mexico.
by BlindLove April 12, 2011
A refugee camp for Mexicans escaping the hell holes of shitty Mexico. Located on the most western tip of Texas, El Paso is possibly one of the most unamerican cities to date. Good luck finding a well rounded American such as myself here. The Mexicans here are racist and extremely conservative, but vote for Democrats anyway, because they enjoy free handouts. This so called "city" should be given back to Mexico and is an abomination to Texas and the rest of America. The only good thing here is Chico's Tacos, but you'll get the runs within an hour of eating that hepatitis contaminated crap. Most people here don't even speak English and sound like barking chickens when they speak Spanish. If you ever want to visit Texas, please don't consider El Paso.
El Pasoan: "El Paso is bad ass!!!"

Non El Pasoan: "Yeah, if you're a dumbass Mexican."

El Pasoan: "No mames wey, vete a la verga!!!"

Non El Pasoan: "WTF did you just say? I don't want your damn tacos!"
by Imkewlnessyo January 08, 2010
El Paso is the centre of the low class trash universe. I just escaped from El Paso to take up residence in a city that has some class - San Antonio. And scientists say you cannot escape from the centre of a black whole. In moving to San Antonio I noticed that there were many El Pasoans and Mexicans. San Antonio had better do something to keep the scum from Mexico and the Chico's from El Paso out of here or San Antonio will become a larger version of El Shithole - sorry I mean El Paso. The people of El Paso are shit bag Mexicans and Chicanos - not the educated type that one finds in Dallas or San Antonio. Their main goal is to pull a scam on you and to f**K up your life if they can. As an escapee from Gulog El Paso I hope no one else gets sucked in. El Pasoans hate new ideas especially from outsiders - the words incestous comes to mind when thinking of their hiring practices. Anyone with new and exciting ideas need not apply.
1) Cathedral High School - very incesteous the principal graduated from there in 1980 - could not make it anywhere else. Is Brother Mel still telling 9th grade boys about the first time he got a hard on was when he saw his younger brothers naked body or that he has a cut joytoy???? They fired a great theology teacher for being of a different religion but they kept Brother Mel the Molester.

2) Trans America Security - cheats employees by giving them rubber cheques or trying not to pay them at all. If you complain the threaten to ruin your reputation. Owners claim to be good Catholics - they may be but they suck at being Christians.

3) Diocese of El Paso - lots of pedophile priests who do each other when not doing the boys in the El Paso-Juarez region. Superintendent of Catholic schools is a b**ch who fires people if they think or believe differently from her -Sr. Elizabitch as the Brothers at Gaythedral call her.

4) City County Government: only thing that can be said about them is: corrupt, thieves, moronic (esp. James Cook the mayor who sing stupid songs he writes about his family and Shitpaso), centre of a major FBI probe.
by Ricky62 October 14, 2007
(1)a city in far west texas with jack shit to do. except juarez. which gets old fast.
He was a loser because he went to Franklin High School in El Paso, Texas.
by Judge Scott September 13, 2003