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A douchebag ex husband/deadbeat dad that lies his ass off in court and pays his child support late or not at all. He often believes he is god's gift to women, and sometimes others, even though he is far from it. He regularly cheats on every woman he has ever been with.
Once again, my friend has decided to date el guapador.
by lukedukeaz July 19, 2010