Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

Ejacuhate 

The moment immediately after climax that you realise you despise the girl you are with and only ever ended up in the situation through drunkeness / breast blinded

As the euphoria passed Ryan was overcome with ejacuhate. All he wanted was this person out of his room and his life, immediately. Preferably by the ground swallowing up this whale and the incident never to be mentioned again.

Ejacuhate by Knooock November 21, 2010

ejaculectomy 

A sexual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled sexually for a significant period of time. One must "recover" from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would "recover" from a surgical procedure.

"She performed an ejaculectomy on me last Saturday night, after which I spent 2 days in the ICU. I'm just starting to eat solid foods again."

"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"

"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."

"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."

ejaculectomy by Trippstadt September 21, 2009

ejacuvate

(v) A combination of the words "ejaculate" and "evacuate". The "hit it and quit it" principle. A one night stand. To have sex with a girl and then get your walk on.

Are you going to ejacuvate Cindy tonight Don or are you looking to the long-term?

ejacuvate by VT Iceman March 28, 2006

Rage Ejaculate 

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

Rage Ejaculate by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate 

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

ejaculate and evacuate by spigetfinners November 20, 2017