eisenbrowned

(noun)...the state of depression/remorse that one feels on Monday morning when he realizes that he can't make up for all the losses he made gambling the prior week.

Wife: There is something wrong with my husband today?
Friend: I think that he is feeling eisenbrowned from all the games that he thought were winners, but can't do anything about now.

eisenbrowned by Winning....... October 20, 2014

Jesse Eisenberg 

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.

You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot

Jesse Eisenberg by jesseceralover June 7, 2021

Lane Elenburg 

A tough jock that loves puppies!

Lane Elenburg

Lane Elenburg by Chocokeehl August 20, 2010

hisenburg 

A man who sells crystal meth.

RIP My Boi Hisenburg

hisenburg by Hehducuysns September 12, 2020

Charles Edenburg 

The lead singer of the 70's sensation, the Chi-lites

Charles Edenburg is a sexy singing beast

Charles Edenburg by Gnarls Bizzo December 20, 2008

eisenberg 

Most amazing last name around. Everyone in the family is drop
Dead beautiful. Once you get to know an Eisenberg you’ll never want to forget them. They are the most amazing people in the world. There smart funny beautiful and most amazingly awesome

Omg it’s the Eisenberg’’s I love them.

eisenberg by Cooooooldude October 4, 2017

heisenburg 

A badass meth cook AKA walter white.

hey man your a heisenburg

heisenburg by Commando Spark January 18, 2017