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eib
the Alpha and the Omega; who is, and who was, and who is to come; the Almighty
Praise Eib!
by Eib September 15, 2003
 
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eib
Excellence In Broadcasting - the acronym for Rush Limbaugh's network.
I'm sitting behind the golden microphone at the EIB network.
by A Conservative for a change November 03, 2006
 
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EIB
Everybody In Battalion: A female groupie of the 75th Ranger Regiment, also known as a Rangerette, whom participates in sexual acts with at least a hundred Rangers from one of the Ranger Battalions. EIB is a pun that is based on an actual award called the "Expert Infantryman Badge."
1)Amber, a Rangerette, quickly earned her "EIB" title when she went on a three month sex spree with a hundred Army Rangers.
by Captain America Ranger October 15, 2012
 
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Rush Limbaugh's radio station, it stands for" Everything is Bullshit"
I tried to fact check Rush Limbaugh's radio show, but after half an hour I still hadn't heard any facts, E.I.B.!
by gnoman September 18, 2012
 
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eib
Exceptionally pointy and angular.
God, look at that Jimmy Hill. He's got a right eib going on there.
by Bumdog September 16, 2003
 
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eib
The condition whereby unpleasant facial features, such as a pointy nose or chin, are - in the eye of the beholder - a thing of great beauty.
"As Vanessa Feltz lovingly caressed her flopping bosoms, onlookers remarked "Oh christ, she's having a right eib."
by Blind old Sue Townsend October 14, 2003