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A Phat pimple in the crack of societys ass that occasionly spews blood and puss into the anal cavity.

also getting down and dirty with a little pumphrey ;)
schwing schwing bada bing bada boom, i left the condom wrappper in her room ;)
"Those damn Juggalos sure are an ehlen."

"damn, i gotta love those horny little pumphreys"
by ehlen-ater August 02, 2007

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