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The standard response to a desperate loner looking for a girlfriend on a global chatroom.
Desperate Loner: I need a gf.
Normal Person: Go to eHarmony.
by NerdMuffin19 November 21, 2016
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Two seperate words. When playing a game where one team tries to get another to say the word 'harmony', the word 'eharmony' counts both as 'eharmony' and 'harmony'.
Phil Laing said "eharmony" on vent.
by pseudonym1299 October 14, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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an on-line dating service for people who get bad grades.
Flonasia-"That boy Tarkis got three E's and a D- posted on hiz E Harmony profile. I finna be hiz babymama!"
by keVIInXI September 21, 2010
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10" high plush doll.

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