egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy December 8, 2011