Chinese eggman song:Person 1: hey do you know that Chinese song with the egg head
Person 2: OH YEAH I LOVE THAT GUY
Both singing together : XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FENG XIAO XIAOOO
That one Chinese kid: Hey that’s racist!
Person 2: OH YEAH I LOVE THAT GUY
Both singing together : XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FENG XIAO XIAOOO
That one Chinese kid: Hey that’s racist!
by KIAN DA COOL LLAMA August 6, 2020
A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during
by Zelos9 May 18, 2019
by joe865883929292994585747884949 June 11, 2021
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, more commonly known as Dr. Eggman, is the main antagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series. Sporting an IQ of 300, the Doctor's ambition is to take over the planet and establish the Eggman Empire. His plans have been so far thwarted by Sonic & friends, or Robotnik's own plans backfiring on him. In the past Robotnik would rely solely on his robots, called Badniks, to defeat Sonic and aid in his gathering of the Chaos Emeralds, which are seven extremely powerful gems, to conquer the world. More recently however, the Doctor has deviated from using armies of robots and instead attempts to unleash various mythical beasts and/or gods to help in his takeover of the planet. These sorts of schemes are the ones to backfire, as Robotnik can't seem to control what he has awoken for very long. The Doctor will then usually choose to flee or assist Sonic & friends in defeating the monster.
"I am Dr. Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the world!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
"Success! A brilliant success! Eggmanland will finally come to be!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
"Success! A brilliant success! Eggmanland will finally come to be!" - Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
by citizenjoe100 March 23, 2011
The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people
by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021
by Autumnshue April 2, 2021
An Eggman is a guy that thinks the egg came before the chicken.(As opposed to a Chickenman who thinks the chicken came first. Or the people who don't care what came first and are called a Neitherman, pronounced Niiii or Neee therman. And some people don't believe the chicken even exists, most claiming chickens are just ducks that can't swim or fly. They are just called morons or dimwits.)
I was talking to that guy with the Afro-Mullet for about 45 minutes in the line to get Kip Winger to sign his book and it turns out he thinks the band Winger was formed before Kip Winger was the singer, Sammy Haggar was the original singer, and he's an Eggman who believes God created the 2 eggs on the 7th day and those two eggs hatched 27 days later and he can't wait for February 2nd, 2027. Typical Eggman. That's his girlfriend with him, she's only 47 I guess, looks like she was born in 47 to me.
by Donny Schvice May 20, 2023