egeekulate

(v. ih-geek-yuh-leyt)

1. The overwhelmingly joyous sensation one experiences, in response to something too awesome for words. (esp. something related to video games, movies, music, technology, comics, etc.)
2. The result of a nerdgasm or geekgasm.

Dude, did you check out that new Apple product with all its new updates & features?! I totally egeekulated when I first saw it!

egeekulate by TimWasHere May 15, 2011

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ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

ejerkulate by Germankid April 15, 2016

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egeekulate • ejerkulate • egakulate

ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

ejerkulate by Rimjob February 2, 2004

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ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

ejerkulate by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003

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egakulate

When you're high on gak crystal meth ice methamphetamine and you're having sex you egakulate all over her

I just egakulated all over her

egakulate by Tha Greek February 27, 2024

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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