effshit 

To lose all sense of reason in a fit of elation or rage.

If Butler had hit that game winning shot, I would have gone effshit!

effshit by joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe April 6, 2010

Effishit

An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.

I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.

Effishit by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017

effshiz 

A euphemism for "fuckshit." Used as an exclamation.

"Holy effshiz!"
"Oh, effshiz."
"Whatever you don't do, don't look at the Holy Effshiz Picture."

effshiz by liliennnnnnn December 20, 2006

elfshit 

Originated from a game of scrabble between 5 friends. When it was my turn i coincidently put down elfshit as my word.

The more hysterical way of saying bullshit

or literally elf shit

Boy: Your girlfriend told me that she dumped you.

Boy's friend: WHAT! THAT'S ELFSHIT!

elfshit by CHINGACHICOOK December 24, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004