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An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.
I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.
Effishit by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017
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A euphemism for "fuckshit." Used as an exclamation.
"Holy effshiz!"
"Oh, effshiz."
"Whatever you don't do, don't look at the Holy Effshiz Picture."
effshiz by liliennnnnnn December 20, 2006
Originated from a game of scrabble between 5 friends. When it was my turn i coincidently put down elfshit as my word.

The more hysterical way of saying bullshit

or literally elf shit
Boy: Your girlfriend told me that she dumped you.

Boy's friend: WHAT! THAT'S ELFSHIT!
elfshit by CHINGACHICOOK December 24, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026