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An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.
I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.
Effishit by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017
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A euphemism for "fuckshit." Used as an exclamation.
"Holy effshiz!"
"Oh, effshiz."
"Whatever you don't do, don't look at the Holy Effshiz Picture."
effshiz by liliennnnnnn December 20, 2006
Originated from a game of scrabble between 5 friends. When it was my turn i coincidently put down elfshit as my word.

The more hysterical way of saying bullshit

or literally elf shit
Boy: Your girlfriend told me that she dumped you.

Boy's friend: WHAT! THAT'S ELFSHIT!
elfshit by CHINGACHICOOK December 24, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026