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An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.
I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.
Effishit by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017
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A euphemism for "fuckshit." Used as an exclamation.
"Holy effshiz!"
"Oh, effshiz."
"Whatever you don't do, don't look at the Holy Effshiz Picture."
effshiz by liliennnnnnn December 20, 2006
Originated from a game of scrabble between 5 friends. When it was my turn i coincidently put down elfshit as my word.

The more hysterical way of saying bullshit

or literally elf shit
Boy: Your girlfriend told me that she dumped you.

Boy's friend: WHAT! THAT'S ELFSHIT!
elfshit by CHINGACHICOOK December 24, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026