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An efficient shit taking place around your schedule, lasting no more than one minute, requiring no more than 2 wipes.
I must squeeze in an effishit between math class and science.
Effishit by L&S Sounds July 3, 2017
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A euphemism for "fuckshit." Used as an exclamation.
"Holy effshiz!"
"Oh, effshiz."
"Whatever you don't do, don't look at the Holy Effshiz Picture."
effshiz by liliennnnnnn December 20, 2006
Originated from a game of scrabble between 5 friends. When it was my turn i coincidently put down elfshit as my word.

The more hysterical way of saying bullshit

or literally elf shit
Boy: Your girlfriend told me that she dumped you.

Boy's friend: WHAT! THAT'S ELFSHIT!
elfshit by CHINGACHICOOK December 24, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026